12/08/2007

ode to scottsdale

oh scottsdale, how i loathe thee more than ever
from the moment one first tastes the ilk, he gags
the air thick with austere anonymity, he is alone
puke to the right and drunk girl to the left
a tragic scene no doubt, and all players are doomed

enter the douche, six feet tall and infinitely stupid
his male pattern clearly showing his age
he attempts to start a fight with an immature dig
only to be greeted with the more becoming sound of silence
he puts his four inch tail between his legs and cowers

oh scottsdale, how elated i am to learn that i still detest you
you never change and i clearly will not submit to your sea of filth



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